funny joke tell me if its funny CONTAINS EXPLICIT THEMES?
Question by thunder monkey: funny joke tell me if its funny CONTAINS EXPLICIT THEMES?
this lady went to a bank to deposit 100 thousand dollars in cash. the teller told her that the president of the bank need to have a talk with her so that she would be able to deposit that large amount of money in the back.
she went to the presidents office in the upper floor in the bank, he said,
” I would like to know where did you receive this large amount of money.”
the lady replyied ” I won a bet.”
the man said ” oh as in horse betting, or in other sports?”
“no i just make simple bets with people and i win, I have NEVER lost a bet. never”
the banker is shocked by this and told her that he didnt believe it.
the lady responded, ” Well sir, if you dont believe me i’ll prove it to you. I will bet you ,000. that by tomorrow this time, your balls will be square.”
“WHAT!! thats impossible, they cant turn square, there’s no way.” the banker exclaimed.
” I told you i never lose a bet, you will see, ur balls will be sqaure this time tomorrow.” the lady said.
the president of the bank couldnt refuse this offer, and betted that his balls wont be square next morning.
the lady then deposited her money and told the president of the bank she will see him tomorrow.
the guy then went home and took extra care of his balls. He tryed to keep them at room temperature, tryed not to let anything press on it, its better to play it safe, he thought. the next morning wen he wake up he looks at his balls and saw it was still round. she quickly showered went to work and inpatiently waited till the lady came in..
the lady came in on time, this time she was with a tall strong guy, the bank president aske her why is he here, she replied
” i always bring my witness wen i do bets like this, to make sure no trouble will happen. the banker let the tall guy in his office. the bank president told the lady with a big smile,
“well your lost your bet, because my balls are not square, they’re stll round.”
the lady said
“okay so drop your pants i need to check them out myself.”
the banker was a little hesitant to drop his pants in front of the lady and the other guy, but he thought that he was gunna win ,000 so he dropped his pants.
the lady said, ” Imma need a closer look.”
the banker scoffed and said take all the looks you want ‘cuz its not round.”
the lady them grabbed and rubbed her hands on the bankers balls. then said that he is right his balls arent square and hands him the 00 in cash. the banker noticed that while the lady was grabbing his balls the tall guy that she came in with started gettin angry and smacked his head nodded and left the room then came back in. the banker told her
“well seems like u lost your first bet huh”
she replied “yes and no”.
the banker didnt really care because he just won 00. he then saw the tall guy angry again and asked the lady what was his problem. she replied.
” OH, he’s mad because yesterday i bet him 0,000. that today i would be playing with and will be grabbing the balls of the president of this bank.”
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Answer by V♥ness♥
haha that is really smart im so writing that down thnx
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