Question by Your New Best Friend: Joke I learned at camp. Funny?
There once were two famous Kentucky racehorses, Will and Bill. From the start, Will and Bill were strong, fast, competitive racehorses.
One day, they were competing in a local race to determine which horses would make it to the Kentucky derby. Will and Bill were ready to go when the starting signal was given.
They ran and ran, but on the last lap, Bill pulled ahead. He was ahead by five, ten, fifteen, even twenty yards!
But as the finish line became nearer and nearer, Will began to catch up again. Twenty, fifteen, ten, then only five yards were between Will and Bill.
At the last second, Will stuck out his nose and one the race. Bill was upset, but still made it to the Kentucky Derby.
When the day of the Derby came, Will and Bill were both determined to win.
As the race began, Will and Bill were neck and neck. But, again, Bill began to pull ahead.
He was so confident that he was going to win, he didn’t notice Will passing him to win the race. So, again, Will had defeated Bill by a landslide.
As the years went by, the outcomes of all the races would stay the same: Will winning and Bill losing.
One day, after Will and Bill had retired, Bill was in the barn looking at Will’s trophy case, envying all the first place trophies. Bill sighed and looked over at his second place-filled case.
Will came in. “Jealous?” he asked.
Bill answered, “No. But I know I can beat you. Let’s have one race around the barn.”
Will agreed and the two, with the help of the other animals, set up a course.
“Take your marks!” Rob, the farmer’s dog, shouted. “Get set! Go!”
Will and Bill sped off around the course, Bill slightly in the lead. He knew he could do it. He knew he could win.
As the final turn came around, he pushed himself to go faster and faster.
Only to find that again, he had lost to his brother by a nose.
Bill sank down in defeat.
“Geez, Will,” Rob said. “Couldn’t you let your brother win just this one race?”
Will stood quietly, then finally said, “Hey, Bill.”
Bill looked up.
“Look! A talking dog!”

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Answer by EV
nope i just wasted 30 seconds reading this and trying to find it at least a little bit amusing…couldnt do it

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Question by Anti- Jonas: Is this joke funny to you?
One horse said to the other horse “Geez, my butt hurts…”

The other horse says “Were you just in a race?”

“Yes, my butt always hurts after a race, thats all it is.” Just then a dog who was walking by and heard the conversation stopped and said “You idiots they shot you with steroids and other crap so you would go faster. Did you both win the races?”

The horses looked at eachother and said ” Holy Crap, a talking dog!!!”

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Answer by тяєηтση
not really… it’s too long it has too many details

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Question by thunder monkey: funny joke tell me if its funny CONTAINS EXPLICIT THEMES?
this lady went to a bank to deposit 100 thousand dollars in cash. the teller told her that the president of the bank need to have a talk with her so that she would be able to deposit that large amount of money in the back.

she went to the presidents office in the upper floor in the bank, he said,

” I would like to know where did you receive this large amount of money.”

the lady replyied ” I won a bet.”

the man said ” oh as in horse betting, or in other sports?”

“no i just make simple bets with people and i win, I have NEVER lost a bet. never”

the banker is shocked by this and told her that he didnt believe it.

the lady responded, ” Well sir, if you dont believe me i’ll prove it to you. I will bet you ,000. that by tomorrow this time, your balls will be square.”

“WHAT!! thats impossible, they cant turn square, there’s no way.” the banker exclaimed.

” I told you i never lose a bet, you will see, ur balls will be sqaure this time tomorrow.” the lady said.
the president of the bank couldnt refuse this offer, and betted that his balls wont be square next morning.
the lady then deposited her money and told the president of the bank she will see him tomorrow.

the guy then went home and took extra care of his balls. He tryed to keep them at room temperature, tryed not to let anything press on it, its better to play it safe, he thought. the next morning wen he wake up he looks at his balls and saw it was still round. she quickly showered went to work and inpatiently waited till the lady came in..

the lady came in on time, this time she was with a tall strong guy, the bank president aske her why is he here, she replied
” i always bring my witness wen i do bets like this, to make sure no trouble will happen. the banker let the tall guy in his office. the bank president told the lady with a big smile,
“well your lost your bet, because my balls are not square, they’re stll round.”
the lady said
“okay so drop your pants i need to check them out myself.”
the banker was a little hesitant to drop his pants in front of the lady and the other guy, but he thought that he was gunna win ,000 so he dropped his pants.
the lady said, ” Imma need a closer look.”
the banker scoffed and said take all the looks you want ‘cuz its not round.”
the lady them grabbed and rubbed her hands on the bankers balls. then said that he is right his balls arent square and hands him the 00 in cash. the banker noticed that while the lady was grabbing his balls the tall guy that she came in with started gettin angry and smacked his head nodded and left the room then came back in. the banker told her
“well seems like u lost your first bet huh”
she replied “yes and no”.
the banker didnt really care because he just won 00. he then saw the tall guy angry again and asked the lady what was his problem. she replied.
” OH, he’s mad because yesterday i bet him 0,000. that today i would be playing with and will be grabbing the balls of the president of this bank.”

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Answer by V♥ness♥
haha that is really smart im so writing that down thnx

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